futuresex/lovesound is the sexiest song i know

futuresex/lovesound is the sexiest song i know. damn, justin timberlake. damn. speaking of sexy, having sex with a professor sounds totally hot. don't worry, dickie, i never will. i'm just sayin. apparently, it happens more than i realized. one more note involving the word "sex" -- i started a new the pill today, so, if i seem crazy, i'll adjust and the crazy'll go away. this one has more hormones than the last one, so i'm expecting some crazy. have you ever looked at the side effects of birth control pills (combined oral contraceptives, progesterone and synthetic estrogen)? you should. they are scary, straight up. isn't it awesome that every girl i know is on something that makes you gain weight, makes you depressed, makes you emotional, kills your sex drive and hacks its corpse to tiny little pieces, messes with your kidneys -- the list goes on and on and on. but it does make your boobs bigger, skin clearer (usually), and periods lighter. and that whole baby-repellant thing.