futuresex/lovesound is the sexiest song i know

futuresex/lovesound is the sexiest song i know. damn, justin timberlake. damn. speaking of sexy, having sex with a professor sounds totally hot. don't worry, dickie, i never will. i'm just sayin. apparently, it happens more than i realized. one more note involving the word "sex" -- i started a new the pill today, so, if i seem crazy, i'll adjust and the crazy'll go away. this one has more hormones than the last one, so i'm expecting some crazy. have you ever looked at the side effects of birth control pills (combined oral contraceptives, progesterone and synthetic estrogen)? you should. they are scary, straight up. isn't it awesome that every girl i know is on something that makes you gain weight, makes you depressed, makes you emotional, kills your sex drive and hacks its corpse to tiny little pieces, messes with your kidneys -- the list goes on and on and on. but it does make your boobs bigger, skin clearer (usually), and periods lighter. and that whole baby-repellant thing.

a poll, then a self-indulgent record-entry

Poll%20#885701%20babies%3Cbr%3EOpen%20to:%20All%2C%20detailed%20results%20viewable%20to:%20Allwould%20you%20rather%2E%2E%2E%3Cbr%3E%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%3Cbr%3E%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20View%20Answershave%20a%20baby%20in%20college%20or%20high%20school%2C%20before%20you%20were%20ready%2C%20completely%20unplanned%206%20(50%2E0%)not%20be%20able%20to%20have%20a%20baby%20at%20all%206%20(50%2E0%)

i wonder if the pope is a virgin

i wonder if the pope is a virgin. of the past pope, who was, and who wasn't?it doesn't matter, of course, but i wonder. maybe they quote augustine, who had quite a life before he became one of the fathers of the church. maybe the opportunity didn't present itself; maybe it did, but they didn't go for it.do popes masturbate?(writing a paper in which a dictator's wife seduces the pope in a dream (long story short), is where that came from)

gender

gender might be a problematic illusion and social construct, but it's one that i embrace. so it was kind of funny to see a response to an online feedback form addressed to me as Mr. busy busy busy. i've had a very social last week or two, which doesn't make any sense, because i have more work now than ever. made several new friends, drank on a weeknight for the first time, reconnected with some old friends. good times. went to chicago this weekend, twas lovely seeing the dickie. and austin and liz were visiting! i kind of stole dickie away from them, because, well, i'm selfish like that. i'm now reaching exhaustion with my school work - this endurance trial is tougher than i had imagined it would be. i'm 2.5 weeks into nonstop paper writing, and i have about two left -- i can do it! just gotta keep shuffling along. also, been thinking about this recently, but don't have time to write a big ol long thing on it. but let me just say: pretentious people are lame. meeting my study buddy in mudd(y), so i'm off. byeeee.